MAURA REALLY? WHO CAN BLAME YOU THO
Maura’s like, ‘Ill have a tall drink of DAT ASS.’
And Jane is like oh yeah anytime bb.
Also I have got the most annoying assignment at work and I’m so annoyed because each dead line is just becoming crazier and crazier. Wot?!
join the club
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
So this morning they cut off the power for maintenance, and my hair exploded. Like I couldn’t straighten it, so hell went loose.
it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing